Date of Birth: 28th March 1903
Home Town: SE Londonium
Bike: Aprilia 250RS
Years Racing: 5 years

Started racing in 1996 after buying the sexy little 'Prilia and realising that posing on the Sarf Circular wasn't getting me anywhere.

Between 96 and 2001,collected a handful of trophies and sackfuls of gravel and a yearly bank statement that made the eyes water.

Highpoints:Getting seriously fit for my first season, having the time of my life and getting a 2nd and fastest lap in my 5th race.
Lowpoints:Getting progressively worse,the more races I did throughout the years.
Ambitions:To fill the vast,empty space in my Ikea trophy cabinet.
Favourite mottos:Fart with attitude. My mind is racing.
Favourite person:Whoever invented the wheel.